<div dir="ltr">I, for one, welcome our Node.js overlords...</div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Thu, Mar 24, 2016 at 9:26 PM, Lee Sylvester <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:lee.sylvester@gmail.com" target="_blank">lee.sylvester@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div dir="ltr">How about we start talking about the brand new and amazing Puff.JS, the scalable JS platform that can reuse all Node.JS libraries but magically runs on the Erlang VM?</div><div class="HOEnZb"><div class="h5"><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 2:20 PM, zxq9 <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:zxq9@zxq9.com" target="_blank">zxq9@zxq9.com</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">EVERYONE! STOP EVERYTHING! SATIRE IS NOW "TOXIC"!<br>
<br>
I thought it was kind of funny. I have a long list of satirical code stored<br>
in my personal files, and a few classic Usenet posts of this nature as well.<br>
This is the first time anything like this has ever been called "toxic" that<br>
I can remember.<br>
<br>
Let's go back and beat people over the head with our new morality about that<br>
rather in-depth April Fool's joke about C having been "a practical joke".<br>
<br>
Being a real jerk would be to start actually calling Node.js people stupid.<br>
Satirizing a situation that should have never happened is a light-hearted<br>
way of leaving an artifact in the net somewhere, a cautionary notice of a<br>
sort, that is easy to remember (because it was funny) and reference mentally<br>
the next time *we* are creating a new system and run the risk of painting<br>
ourselves into the same sort of corner.<br>
<br>
-Craig<br>
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On 2016年3月24日 木曜日 11:38:52 Jordan West wrote:<br>
> I'd like to second Sean's comments. I'd love to see the Erlang community<br>
> constructively discuss what can be learned from the node.js event: like the<br>
> affirmation that mutable artifacts are a poor design choice for a<br>
> dependency manager, but we can do that w/o maligning another community. All<br>
> languages, including Erlang, have "rough edges", that can be criticized,<br>
> and this isn't the substantive one.<br>
><br>
> Jordan<br>
><br>
> On Thu, Mar 24, 2016 at 10:17 AM, Sean Cribbs <<a href="mailto:seancribbs@gmail.com" target="_blank">seancribbs@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<br>
><br>
> > This kind of thing is unnecessary and toxic. You've just reinforced the<br>
> > perception that the Erlang community is made up of smug jerks. Please stop.<br>
> ><br>
> > Sean<br>
> ><br>
> > On Thu, Mar 24, 2016 at 12:05 PM, Jesper Louis Andersen <<br>
> > <a href="mailto:jesper.louis.andersen@gmail.com" target="_blank">jesper.louis.andersen@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<br>
> ><br>
> >> Hi,<br>
> >><br>
> >> I'm pleased to announce version 13.3.7 of the positive library.<br>
> >><br>
> >> <a href="https://github.com/jlouis/positive" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">https://github.com/jlouis/positive</a><br>
> >><br>
> >> The library solves the extremely hard problem of figuring out if an<br>
> >> integer is positive or not. Drawn upon experience from the Node.js and<br>
> >> Javascript communities, the necessity of such a library should be obvious.<br>
> >><br>
> >> We already have several issues that needs solving, and we have had<br>
> >> several pull requests in its short lifetime.<br>
> >><br>
> >> --<br>
> >> J.<br>
> >><br>
> >> _______________________________________________<br>
> >> erlang-questions mailing list<br>
> >> <a href="mailto:erlang-questions@erlang.org" target="_blank">erlang-questions@erlang.org</a><br>
> >> <a href="http://erlang.org/mailman/listinfo/erlang-questions" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">http://erlang.org/mailman/listinfo/erlang-questions</a><br>
> >><br>
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